China Survival Guide

After living in China for almost 10 years, I have found many things we as foreigners should carry with us if we come here for a visit.  Below is a list of things to be aware of and to have with you at all times.

Squat toilets.  A squat toilet is basically a porcelain hole in the ground where you squat over it to do your business.  Most major hotel chains will have regular toilets in their restrooms in the lobby.  Chinese call the restroom the WC.  If your ever in need, repeating WC to many people should find you a restroom. Of course all hotel rooms will have sit down toilets. If you are in Shanghai or Beijing you have a good chance the major malls will have a regular sit down toilet.

If you are in other cities in China, plan on finding only squat toilets in the same malls.  Restaurants and bars mainly have squat toilets and some restaurants will have no bathroom at all.  Major bars and clubs that cater to foreigners should have sit down toilets.  If you go through the airports and into the other cities malls, the sit down toilets have signs on them that say they are for the week or handicapped.

If you have never used a squat toilet, it’s something we as foreigners have a hard time doing.  For this reason I suggest you carry a change of underwear with you. It might not be a bad idea to carry an extra pair of pants as well.

 Of course as with any place you go it is always a good idea to carry tissue or toilet paper with you.  Sometimes you can buy toilet paper for 1 RMB. Sometimes they don’t have a vending machine on the wall that sells tissue. And sometimes it’s sold out.  Besides, if you don’t read Chinese you might not be able to know what it says.

Restaurants:  Having tissue handy is not only good for the rest room, it is also good for the restaurants.  There are no napkins or paper towels in China.  Most restaurants don’t have free tissue but they do have a packet for you to purchase. Likewise the grocery store’s will charge you for each bag. The packet of tissue is not very expensive but not all restaurants offer this so be safe and carry your own with you.

If you can’t use chopsticks, please bring your own fork and spoon.  Restaurants don’t have forks although they will have knives and spoons.  Salt is another commodity that restaurants in China don’t have.  If you must have salt on your food, as most Americans do, bring it with you.

Also be aware that you are not going to find a restaurant, other than western restaurants, that serve ice with their drinks. Chinese don’t drink many cold drinks and I have never seen any put ice in any liquids.  They love to drink hot water, which is very good for your health. They also don’t mind warm soda or warm beer.  Many restaurants will have refrigeration of drinks in the summer so you can get get something cold.  However in the winter, even some of the convenience stores turn off the refrigeration, leaving only warm drinks to be had.

Enjoy your stay in China as it is one of the most amazing places on earth.  Just remember to bring some of your favorite items to make it more enjoyable for you.

 

Prejudice in China

China as well as many of the countries I have visited hold many prejudices.  It seems that Western countries, Australian included, are the only ones that want to change this ignorant, prejudice way of thinking. Most of these countries believe the darker your skin, the more you’re destined to do a labor job. As an example, if you go to Mexico, you will see the dark skinned Mexicans cleaning the rooms and doing the maintenance.

Now with this is mind I would like to say that I am an American.  I am white and at the time of this incident was in my early 50’s. I never believed I would be the victim of prejudice. The job I do in China requires me to give a 10-15 minute talk at the begging of each presentation.  During this talk, I show a very fast 3 minute movie. I always stand on the side of the room waiting for it to finish.

We had potted plants placed strategically around the room. On this particular day I noticed one of the pots was broke with sharp edges sticking out of it.  I didn’t give it much thought and at the end of the movie I walked to the front of the room. I must have unintentionally brushed the pot with my leg as I walked by. It was obviously cut. The question was how bad.  During the rest of the presentation I kept looking at the floor to see if  any blood was dripping from my leg.

After my talk, I walked to the back of the room and lifted up my pants leg.  The blood had filled my shoe and had completely saturated my talk.  My co workers watched and seemed to think it was much worse than I thought it was.

All of the companies I work for employ a translator for me.  These are usually young girls right out of university. They are basically on call 24 hours a day in case I have a problem or need their help.  Pretty nice set up for me as they would go with me to buy grocery’s, get my haircut, hail taxi’s and basically be my voice where I don’t speak or understand their language.

So my translator freaks out.  She has never seen someone cut and bleeding as bad as I was.   I called the boss and told him of my problem and we were off to the hospital. Now going to a Chinese hospital is a story all on its own.  There are no doctors offices as we know them in the West and there are always thousands of people there.  Se we sit and wait.  Me in my suit and my translator, whom I’m sure everyone thought was my girlfriend wherever we went, getting more anxious as the minutes went by.

It was finally my turn and we went into the office that specializes in stitching people up.  I’ve had many stitches during my life and knew it would take about 3-5 stitches to close this up and stop the bleeding. I pulled up my pant leg to show my wound and thought I was in luck because the doctor spoke English. I looked at him and said, it should only take a few stitches to which he said. “You need to go a different hospital, your a foreigner and I don’t help foreigners.”

My mouth must have dropped open a little as he turned away and went to another patient that was calmly waiting for him.  My translator started crying and yelling at the doctor.  “Does he have a different body than us?”  Etc. Etc.  I looked at him and said. “Why don’t you just sell me the U shaped needle and I can stitch it up my self?”  Cuts like that are usually numb after you cut them and stitching them up is not that painful.  The hardest part is making sure it doesn’t get infected and finding that U shaped needle.

The conversation between him and my translator continued and I sat there watching all of this as if I was in a dream.  “Well this could be worse”. I thought. “This could be the early 1900’s.  I could be black and living in America. And, I could be hung in a tree because of no other reason than my skin color.

I can’t imagine what black people went through during this horrible time in American history and I apologize for every ignorant white person that has ever lived.  I truly wish the racist’s of America could experience something like this. Maybe then they would understand how it feels to be judged and persecuted for nothing more than the color of your skin. Its even harder for me to imagine what black paople go through living in a foreign country.

I have many black friends living in China and feel very fortunate to have been able to meet them. I can’t imagine what they go through living in a Foreign country and have the utmost respect for their bravery and resilience.  They have told me stories and believe me, ignorance around skin color and people that don’t look like them runs rampant.

So anyway, the doctor must have had enough because he stood up and walked out the door. His assistant looked at my translator and said.  “I’ll do it for him but we have to do it fast before he comes back.  He is my boss and I could get into a lot of trouble if he finds out.  He took me into a back room and very carefully cleaned the wound and put in three stitches, smiling and sending me out the door.  I have never been so thankful for the kindness of another.  So yes my friends, prejudice is alive and well in China as well as in most countries around the world.  Fortunately for us, there are always non ignorant people that are there to help us during our time of need and restore our faith in humanity.

The purest ignorance found on our planet today is in the form of prejudice.

 

Beijing

                                                                  The Birds Nest – Beijing, China

Beijing. Home to the great wall of China, Tiananmen Square, The Forbidden City, the tombs of the Ming Dynasty rulers, and of course the “birds nest”. The birds nest is the name of the stadium used for the 2008 Summer Olympics.  Today it is used for so much more. Its Chinese New Year (also known as Spring Festival) and it is a beautiful time of the year.  The streets sparkle with different color lights and large red Chinese lamps. It seems a lot like Christmas in America.  One of the differences between Christmas and this holiday is that instead of giving toys to children, they are given red envelopes with money inside instead. The entire country enjoys a two week holiday. Its the largest human migration on earth as everyone goes home to see their family.

In order to get away from the crowds we decide this would be a good time of the year to visit Beijing. Unfortunately with the population being between 15 million to 22 million that can seem impossible to do.  Arriving in Beijing I notice it’s not like other cities in China.  Most cities in China are primarily skyscrapers in a small area with patches of smaller buildings and shopping malls.  Beijing is primarily smaller buildings with patches of sky scrappers.  The architecture of the buildings there as well as the buildings in all cities in china are worth the trip by themselves.  As we were there we made a video outside of the new CCTV (China Central television) building and you can view it here at “The Foreigner”.

We arrive in Beijing around 10 am and have time to check into the hotel. We make it to Tianenman Square but the Forbidden City isn’t open so we walk back to Wang Fu Jing to eat Duck at Quan Ju De. Wang Fu Jing is also known as walking street.  Its called this because cars are not allowed on this street. It gives the freedom to roam all the stores and attractions located there without waiting to cross the street. Quan Ju De is one of the most famous Duck restaurants in the world and is well worth the visit for the taste sensation.

It’s the 20th of January and it’s cold. The small shops and vendors with hats and gloves are a welcome luxury to have.  We’re coming from North China where it is cold as well. I’m glad we brought extra clothes, because it looks like we will be doing a lot of walking.  Tiananmen Square and Walking Street are bountiful with many photo taking opportunities. There are many statues and monuments as well as shops, giving an opportunity to take home some of the culture of China.

We book a tour of The Great Wall, the ming tombs and a few small shopping centers along the way. We are up at 6 am to reach the bus on time.  The night before was officially Chinese New Year. The skies filled with the sound of sporadic fireworks all night. The climax came at midnight. The skies lit up and sounds of explosions echoed non stop until the early hours of the morning.  Fireworks are legal in China and anyone can buy the big fireworks only available during an American Fourth of July show. The results can be seen in the following video “The Foreigner – Episode 3 – Fireworks”. 

I’m not feeling well when we get to the bus and I’ve been up sick  most of the night before. It’s a large bus and the seats are fairly comfortable so I relax and try to get some rest.  The tour guide stands up and starts talking in Chinese. I’m really in no mood to have my translator tell me what he’s saying for the next two hours. So I try to tune it out and look out the window to see the sights along the way.

The Great Wall is truly one of the great man made wonders on earth. But with the bus only stopping there for an hour and a half, there will be no time to climb to the top and take in as much of this magnificent creation as possible.  The terrain is mountainous. It reminds of my home in Colorado without the barren, snow capped mountain peaks. When we start climbing the wall, I decide its a good thing we don’t have time to make the climb. It’s steep with stairs of different width and different height, and can be treacherous especially on the way back down.

Its also colder than the day before. We make it a quarter of the way up, snap some photos and decide to go back down. We look at the wall scrawling up both sides of the valley we’re standing in and follow it to the summit of the mountain. From there it’s a drive by of the Ming Dynasty tombs. We then stop for some shopping and some lunch before going to the Ming Dynasty museum.

I think it is important to note here that having someone that speaks Chinese and English is truly essential. Without one there are many parts of the tour that will be impossible to understand, making it hard to get all the culture and history of the country.  There are many translators throughout China and the cost is reasonable. You will however have to pay for another ticket in any of the activities you do. Its a very small price to be able to communicate with the people that are in charge of your tour for the day.

While in the Ming Dynasty Museum there’s an opportunity to dress up as the King and Queen and have pictures taken.  It’s a long process putting on the costumes and waiting in line to get on the stage and sit in the “throne”. They allow you to take pictures with your camera as well as with their camera. You can purchase a book of the pictures they have taken of you and your loved ones. Or you can decline and be happy with the pictures on your camera or phone. Buy the book, It’s truly a souvenir that’s fun and worth the cost.

From there its time for more shopping.  I’ve always enjoyed the street vendor shopping experience more than the mall atmosphere. To me, one of the greatest parts of these tours is the little shopping area’s they take you to. Its amazing the interesting trinkets you can find there.  Finally and almost 12 hours after our journey began, we’re back in the room for a welcome rest.

The Forbidden City is where rulers from the ming dynasty thru the Qing Dynasty lived. Its a small, self sufficient city enclosed by high walls. The walls isolate it from the large city surrounding it. During ancient times, If you were to be seek council from the King, you would be led through the gates and into one of the many palaces.

It can take a full day to get through this very ancient and fascinating city. Even though they offer an audio tour in different languages, it would still be a more enjoyable visit by hiring one of the many local translators to accompany you.  With the over 5000 years of history this country has to offer, its also recommended to research the sites before arriving to get the full enjoyment from them.

On Walking Street, if you can find your way through the thin row of shops where they sell scorpions on a stick, starfish on a stick and other bugs and lizards on a stick, there is a great shop with an amazing artist.  For about 35 dollars (240 RMB) he will make a copy of your face to go on a doll you can take home with you. Don’t be to alarmed at all the people stopping to watch and look at you.  Its in the Chinese nature to be curious and anything a foreigner does is worth them watching.  There are tea shops that take the time to let you test the tea. It turns the buying process into a luxurious and expensive experience.  Another famous street in Beijing is Qian Men Street. The shopping there is amazing and the history is quite extensive.

There is so much to do in the city of Beijing.  Its clean, the people are friendly and spending time there can be a wonderland of learning and experiencing Chinese culture and the people that live here.  For more of this story you can watch the video of the city here:  ”The Foreigner – Episode 2 – Beijing.”

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More Aliens

So after my post last week I started wondering. Could this all be my imagination?  Was I just seeing things that weren’t there?  Was my mind just playing tricks on me?

Then I was walking to work.  Still in Shanghai.  Still walking down Dalian Road. When I found this.  Almost as if it was placed there by extraterrestrial beings to let me know that what I thought was real.

At first glimpse it looks like a building.  Possibly a muslim temple, possibly a grand mansion.  Of this one can not be certain.  If you look up to the right you will see what appears to be a sun shining down upon the structure.  But what is that above it?  A while light with a red dot in the middle of it.  Could that be an alien space craft?  Could it be a sign that ancient aliens did visit this street and explain to these people how to build the metal door that would raise and lower at there will?  Possible leading to a portal that would bring them back and forth to their home planet?

I say yes.  After all, only extraterrestrial beings could have such an advanced knowledge on how to cover a whole in a building.  Only a sophisticated being could do it with such class.  Ancient aliens could use such an advanced material as a metal that rolls up.  Only they would know how to cover an entrance with something that is obviously so easy to allow access in and out only when the owner was there and ready for customers to come in.

Thank you again “Ancient Aliens” for giving me the tools I need to recognize the signs of extraterrestrial beings that have visited us for the past thousand if not hundreds of thousands of years.

 

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Shanghai Aliens

This is a picture from Shanghai, China.  It is from Dalian Road. I walked this road every day for over a year to get from my home to work.  I never paid it much attention until tonight.  The moon was full and something just seemed different to me.  If you look closely, you will see the campers on the bottom looking like they are building a fire.  The little girl seems to be adding stick to the soon to be fire while the boy lays on his stomach watching her.

But what is that above them?  At first I thought it was just a guy picking up trash. But upon closer investigation, you can see what appears to be air tanks on his back.  There’s a hose coming from the air hoses and it appears that he is wearing a helmet and some kind of suit. It looks very similar to a modern day astronaut.  But why is it in a picture of two campers?

I believe its a message.  A message that is trying to tell us that Ancient aliens came down on this very spot to tech these people the proper way to build a rolling metal wall.  A wall that can move up and down, possibly concealing a portal to their home planet.

I believe this can be considered proof that the theories the television show “Ancient Aliens” proposes is indeed true. Aliens did in fact come to our planet giving us every idea and every scientific discovery ever invented. We all know it is impossible for the human race to come up with any of the ideas we have without first being taught by a group of aliens.

Thank you “Ancient Aliens” for bringing this, one of our greatest secrets of our history to light and allowing me to give the proof that we all needed.